By Kevin Smith
NOW up-to-date WITH THE ‘INS AND OUTS’ of constructing ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, and lots more and plenty, a lot MORE!
Anything yet dull, Kevin Smith stocks his x-rated options in his diary, telling all in his ordinary candid, heartfelt and irreverent way!
Kevin Smith pulls no punches during this hard-hitting, in-your-face exposé of, er, his quite boring and uneventful life… good, no longer consistently boring. In among staring at his TiVo, he manages to make and liberate Clerks II, relate the tale of his partner-in-crime Jason Mewes’ heroin addiction... and get stuck stealing donuts from Burt Reynolds.
Thrown in are his perspectives at the perils of strip golf equipment, the disadvantage of threesomes, the discomfort of anal fissures, his love-affair with Star Wars and much more! Adults Only!
Notes: notwithstanding i didn't gather for my part, I've been guaranteed it's a retail replica without delay from Amazon. There aren't any desk of contents for this publication, that's the way it got here as it's written like a diary.
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If we treat the disease’s symptoms but ignore the message it is giving us, it will persist, as did Jerry’s ulcerative colitis. So much of disease is innocently self-created and selfperpetuated, simply because we fail to recognize that uncomfortable feelings and sensations are all signals about something being out of balance—our diet, our lifestyle, or our thinking. Jerry was fortunate enough to recognize the basic principle that thought creates experience when his own wake-up call arrived. Disease is the body’s way of communicating to us that we are out of balance in some way.
If you are with your child, you are present, listening, and responsive to your child’s needs. If you need to plan something in the future that needs to be done now, it will occur to you from a steady flow of thought. If you need to strategize, analyze, or plan, that will occur to you as well. And if you need to remember something from the past, that will also occur to you in the moment. In other words, your thoughts are flowing. You are in a state of being, and you are enjoying life at this very moment.
I finally started to slow down. I liked the new pace of my life, though I didn’t like all the pain that was forcing me to slow down. But I began to see that this illness was my wakeup call—a blessing in disguise. Once I realized this, I vowed to make a calmer pace a priority in my life. A calm life would become every bit as important as success. As I lay there I began to think that I should do a ‘Jerry Seinfeld’ and bail out while I was at the peak of my career, rather than on the downturn. “Once I was healthy enough to go back to work, I began turning down business and limiting my speeches to one and a half Joseph Bailey / 19 hours, but keeping my fee the same.